Thursday, March 4, 2010

Living in the shadows of "Mother Nature"

In the hip and modern area ironically named "Old Town" Pasadena, amidst the big named designer retail stores and saturation of restaurants, cafes and bistros lies a little gem living in the shadows poking its head trying to get noticed. I being in culinary school was looking for some lunch one Monday afternoon. I looked and looked and all I saw was restaurants. "That will took too long" I thought. I walked a little more and saw a café. "That's too expensive" I snickered and continued my search for the perfect lunch food for a poor culinary student. I felt like Goldilocks looking for that perfect porridge. As I stand waiting for the light to turn green and criss cross my way diagonally to the other side of the street I noticed a dull muted color, wooden sign of the beaten path as they say, that read “Father Nature”. I walked towards it thinking maybe it was some sort of yoga studio I didn’t know about. “How convenient” I thought “right next to my school”. As I walk closer to the almost disappeared sign I noticed it wasn’t a yoga studio at all it was a Wrap Place. Like a little kid waiting in line for ice cream I excitedly ran towards the dare I say café and walked in. I slowly walked in not sure what I was going to expect. One foot slowly in front of the other I looked around as If I had discovered unchartered territories. The café was simple, demure and fresh in its style. Wooden chairs and tables filled the space. The inside of the café really had no charm at all. I was pretty sure I saw a “Target “style 9.99 wall clock hanging proudly next to a "Los Angeles Times" review on the wall. Not very much to hold your attention but an awkward tall and hairy gentleman with a thick black moustache that resembled “Borat” from Kazakhstan standing in front of an 80’s style cash register and what might have been his mother Mrs. “Borat” from Kazakhstan with a smile the size of the I-40 across her face and large, thick dark rimmed, coke bottle glasses that slipped off her bedewed nose every time she looked down. I was all by myself in this little café and like in an elevator looking up at the numbers so as to avoid any sort of awkward greeting or conversation I smiled and quickly looked up at the menu. They both stared at me as I curiously began to take a gander at what was soon going to become my meal.

It took me a second to figure out what I was in the mood for. For such a small and tasteless place there were a lot of tasteful things to chose from, like the black bean hummus, Neptune’s Catch their signature tuna salad wrapped in homemade lavash bread and their “Gourmet Wraps” that consisted of “The Turkey Burger Wrap” which sounded appetizing to me because I love a good old fashioned turkey burger but a Wrap? “Brilliant” I thought as I began to narrow down my decision. With so many fresh and flavorful ingredients like fresh house tubule, parsley and pickled turnip my mouth salivated with the idea of all those guilt free items on one menu that I couldn’t make a decision as quickly as I thought. Then like a ton of bricks it hit me I saw it!! I’ll have “The Father Nature”, of course, why didn’t I see that amongst all the delectable and savory Mediterranean items? As if my stomach was yanking at me saying “get that get that” I couldn’t help but want to taste the goodness that is “The Father Nature”, boneless skinless chicken cooked on a vertical broiler, wrapped in fresh lavash bread with homemade garlic sauce and hummus, fresh romaine lettuce, tomato, onion, parsley and pickled turnip. Nowhere else in Pasadena are you going to find such fresh and simple items. “I’ll have The Father Nature please” Mrs. Borat looked up at me, slipped her glasses back on her nose and said to me in a very thick Middle Eastern accent “awwww goot choice”. Clearly picking their signature dish was the way to go for my first time at this little hole in the wall. Almost as if choreographed she began to make my wrap. As she added each ingredient and placed every item with care I could tell even with my culinary knowledge still in the state of infancy that this was going to be an experience. She wrapped my lunch in tin foil and stuck it in a brown paper bag, taking me back to a time when my mom used to wrap my lunch in paper bags only in this memory I was on a sandy Mediterranean beach wearing nothing but a sarong and running to the nearest bit of shade to enjoy my wrap. As Mrs. Borat handed me the bag Borat Jr. broke his awkwardness and smiled and said "Enjoy", and like in my memory I ran to the nearest bit of shade which was four walls and a desk to enjoy what soon became an everyday ritual.

Monday, March 1, 2010

As I walk toward the train...

It's kind of a methaphor I guess when I say "as I walk to the train" Litterally and figuratively. I wake up in the morning about 7 am I lay there a for a good half hour, and with one eye half way open I reach for my inhaler, I give a good strong squeeze to let out the chemical spray that is going to open up my lungs like a new born baby taking his first breath of fresh air. I then grab for my brand new BlackBerry by this time my one eye is fully open and ready to get to work. Like a one eyed pirate I look to see that I have a TON of messages from last nights debauchery, and since I dont drink anymore and am focusing all my attention on school I have been missing out on all of the social events happening around town. So I make sure I let my social circle let me know whats going on, like a play by play in the last quarter of the Super Bowl. So and so fell with drink still in hand, So and so is making out with what's his name from that one movie and so on and so forth. I get a kick out of hearing all the goings on, its entertaining to hear it these days and not "be" it per se. I finally finish my last text message back to my friends and get up out of bed. In my own head I begin a ritual that is some what militaristic. I take a shower, put on my school uniform. My ugly Bob's Big Boy checkered pants, my heavy steel toe construction style kitchen shoes that are so heavy I can market them as weights for your legs and promote strength and agility and reverse the signs of atrophy in an age of indolence. I then roll up my freshly pressed neckerchief, put it on with care just like any lawyer or banker would, the "Windosor" yes, the Windsor knot. My crisp gleeming white chef coat shrouds my body as if I'm putting on my armor for a battle, or in this case a battle in the kitchen.

I look in the mirror and try and pep myself up to have a day filled with knowledge and give it my all, as I lean in the mirror I notice a slight indention near my right eye, almost crease looking. "Eh its a pillow mark" I thought. As I leaned in closer I began to unwrinkle the "crease" as if my face was an unironed shirt, as if my stretching out the wrinkle in my face was gonna smooth it out. To no avail, I take a deep breath and give up. That is no pillow wrinkle that is a natural, mother earth, ozone layer wrinkle. I quickly remember seeing a commercial on television selling this "wonder cream" the cream of all creams or should I say this fountain of youth in a bottle. I gave in and bought it for such an occasion. I knew one day this was going to happen; and it did. This was the moment I wasn't waiting for. I opened the small container with this magical potion of youth, creamy white and silky with a slight scent of ambrosia fruit salad, how a' propos I thought nectar of the gods. As in the commercial I used my ring finger, god forbid I use my index finger, the most used finger on the hand, the finger with the srongest muscles. I was told by what I like to call a "youth whore" (def: a person that is obsessed with being young and will go to great measures to stay young) to use my ring finger because its the least used finger on the hand, the muscles are undeveloped as if it was a tenderloin on a beef rack? I never thought of it that way? This one finger was supposed to place the cream on my face in such a gentle way as to not disrupt the cream and let it go to work. So here I am a 33 year old culinary student, ring finger in my face trying to stay young one morning at a time.

As I walk out the door to start my day I close the door behind me, as I like to see it, shutting my life behind me and taking one more step to becoming the culinarian I so longed to be. With my poor underdeveloped ring finger throbbing from the strenouous activity I had just put it through I put on my ear phones and turn on my "walkman" or as the kids call it these days the ipod. Such a funny little gadget the ipod? No need for lugging around tapes or CD's in a fanny pac anymore. Just "download" some songs on this device and away you go, any type of music at your fingertips! How novel.